This is the heartwarming story of an MFA candidate, Katie Walberg, and her degree thesis muse, Mr. Trash Ball.
Mr. Trash Ball was a complex but colorful life form that liked to hang out on his front porch and drink lots of PBR.
She decided to take Katie on.
Undefeated, Katie took off with Mr. Trashball to seek protection from his biker gang, The Garbage Collectors.
They were a vicious gang of thugs, artists, and PHD's who would stop at nothing to protect them.
Undeterred, The Harlot with the Red Shoes showed up on her own ride, and without warning, attacked.
Trashball was thrown suddenly from his bike into the path of his friend, Gerry the Moll.
It was curtains for trashball.
His debris was scattered all over the roadway.
The police had quite a job mapping the scene.
Racked by quilt over Mr. Trashball's demise, Gerry planned to immolate himself with his homemade flame thrower. After friends convinced him Mr. Trashball was planning on re-incycling himself anyway, Gerry just had fun playing with his toy for awhile before putting it back in the garage. Trashball was brought to The Sacred Place of the Giant Cement Mushrooms.